The Germaphobe » code red http://www.thegermaphobe.net Maintaining a clean existence in an unsanitary world Tue, 06 Apr 2010 23:20:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 In The News: Swine Flu Now a Pandemic [CODE RED!!] http://www.thegermaphobe.net/2009/06/11/in-the-news-swine-flu-now-a-pandemic-code-red/ http://www.thegermaphobe.net/2009/06/11/in-the-news-swine-flu-now-a-pandemic-code-red/#comments Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:57:19 +0000 Ryan http://www.thegermaphobe.net/?p=326
W.H.O. Raises Alert Level as Flu Spreads to 74 Countries
via New York Times

Ohhh boy, if there was any word that would get germaphobes to actually pee their pants, it’s the word Pandemic. I’ll probably be updating this blog a lot because you won’t find me outside!

I am officially declaring a Code Red. All germaphobes are instructed to lock down and sanitize as if everyone around you had Swine Flu. Remember to not touch your ears, eyes or nose without ensuring proper sanitation!!

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