The following is intended only for germaphobes with an advanced level of self-control. Please note that I am not responsible for anyone who becomes OCD, antisocial, or who goes into a permanent state of fetal position as a result of this story. One evening, on a regular, cautious commute on the train, I happened across [...]
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True Stories: The Old Man and the Train
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True Stories: Epiphany in the Plastic Ball Pit
Nowadays, most people know that a pool of plastic balls is a cesspool. Every little kid is dirty and drools pure germs all over themselves, so it doesn’t require rocket science to know that: [Kids] + [Pool of plastic balls which never get washed] = [A germ sewer] While many kids saw this as a [...]
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