Jun

11

2009

In The News: Swine Flu Now a Pandemic [CODE RED!!]

Author: Ryan


W.H.O. Raises Alert Level as Flu Spreads to 74 Countries
via New York Times

Ohhh boy, if there was any word that would get germaphobes to actually pee their pants, it’s the word Pandemic. I’ll probably be updating this blog a lot because you won’t find me outside!

I am officially declaring a Code Red. All germaphobes are instructed to lock down and sanitize as if everyone around you had Swine Flu. Remember to not touch your ears, eyes or nose without ensuring proper sanitation!!

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  • This is not good news for the germaphobes out there!
  • candicecd
    I've been doin this already.
  • I fear that the media is debasing the word pandemic, and it will be like the boy who cried wolf when we have the next code white :(
  • True, but I must take this topic seriously :p
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